Hey Bills fans, I know life sucks and everything hurts now, but it gets better. There’s always something next year that Cubs fans will tell themselves after their team is mathematically eliminated in August, so don’t tell yourself that. Tell yourself you have one of the best young QBs in the game and turn “13 seconds” into a battle cry and stop crying.
And who says 13 seconds isn’t a lot of time? Never mind the 99 percent of football fans who hugged Josh Allen and Gabriel Davis and watched Allen’s dad celebrate the party and thought, “This is over. They didn’t leave Patrick Mahomes enough time.”
I’ve seen crazier things happen in less time. You can do so much in 13 seconds. Hell, I bet you read the headline of this article and called me an asshole in your head in under 13 seconds.
What else can happen in 13 seconds? Come on, help me, guys. Buffalo fans need a pick-me-up, and there are plenty of examples, such as…